What to Do in DC

I’m on my way to Washington DC.  I know it’s crazy.  I just woke up Wednesday morning after the election of 2008 and decided I wanted to move to DC and join Barack in creating a new and better world.

Had a trip to NYC planned for the weekend, so while I was there, my friend and I rented a car and drove down to DC to check out the scene.  I fell in love with the city and put in my application for a job in Barack’s new administration.  Then found out if you’re planning to apply for one of the jobs in the new administration, it’s the most invasive application ever and you had better be a perfect automaton who’s never made a mistake or done or said or written anything controversial in your whole life.

 

Oh well, there are lots of other things to do in DC.